If herpes had a drink of choice, it would be this:

Bank Robbing Tip # 1: Don’t worry about manners. It’s over. You’ve had a manners fail if you’re robbing a bank, so just go for it.
In Ohio, a man attempted to rob a bank. Feliks Goldshtein, 24, entered a bank wearing a ski mask and holding what turned out to be a toy gun. He proceeded to politely wait in line. When he reached the teller, he was asked to remove his ski mask before being served. At that point, he busted out his “firearm” and told the teller to give him all the money.
Police arrested him shortly after the incident. Police Captain Rick Myers commented that it’s unusual for a masked robber to wait in line at a bank.

I love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

-Tom Robbins

Lady Gaga covering Coldplay’s Viva La Vida
I just discovered I have a daughter.
e.g., Paul was a great dancer and all, but I could not take one more minute of his anal sadism.“anal sadism”

I’ll Be Your Mirror -Velvet Underground