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20 October 09

And Now You Know: Bank Robbing 101

Bank Robbing Tip # 1: Don’t worry about manners. It’s over. You’ve had a manners fail if you’re robbing a bank, so just go for it.

In Ohio, a man attempted to rob a bank. Feliks Goldshtein, 24, entered a bank wearing a ski mask and holding what turned out to be a toy gun. He proceeded to politely wait in line. When he reached the teller, he was asked to remove his ski mask before being served. At that point, he busted out his “firearm” and told the teller to give him all the money.

Police arrested him shortly after the incident. Police Captain Rick Myers commented that it’s unusual for a masked robber to wait in line at a bank.

18 October 09

I love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Posted: 2:14 PM
Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that security is out of the question. The words “make” and “stay” become inappropriate. My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free.

-Tom Robbins

Tags: quotes love
Posted: 1:14 PM
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Lady Gaga covering Coldplay’s Viva La Vida

Reblogged: coketalk

Posted: 1:00 PM
10 October 09

Phrase of the Week:

Latter Day Taint”
        *courtesy of Joel Mchale

1 October 09

I just discovered I have a daughter. 

Tags: kidz
24 September 09

Phrase of the Week: the Freud Series

“anal sadism”
e.g., Paul was a great dancer and all, but I could not take one more minute of his anal sadism. 

17 September 09
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I’ll Be Your Mirror  -Velvet Underground

Tags: music
Posted: 3:50 PM
Tags: design love it
Posted: 2:18 PM

And Now You Know: An Urban Dictionary Edition

What does “lulz” mean?

Answer: Lulz is the one good reason to do anything, from trolling to rape. After every action taken, you must make the epilogic dubious disclaimer: “I did it for the lulz”. 

This has been pioneered by encyclopedia dramatica, famous for posting a fake craigslist add and then listing the personal info of those who responded.
“Why did he post a suicide note on livejournal before killing himself?” “I hear he did it for the lulz.”

Posted: 1:58 PM

Don’t even try it!

16 September 09
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Moon River  -Audrey Hepburn

Welcome to my Wednesday. 

Tags: music
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh