
New York actor Jonah Falcon holds the record for the longest penis in the world (9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect). He reportedly lives at home with his mother and hasn’t had sex in over 12 years.
Read more about Mr. Big here.
Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover is a memoir written by a man describing the romantic and sexual relationship he had with a dolphin.
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Bank Robbing Tip # 1: Don’t worry about manners. It’s over. You’ve had a manners fail if you’re robbing a bank, so just go for it.
In Ohio, a man attempted to rob a bank. Feliks Goldshtein, 24, entered a bank wearing a ski mask and holding what turned out to be a toy gun. He proceeded to politely wait in line. When he reached the teller, he was asked to remove his ski mask before being served. At that point, he busted out his “firearm” and told the teller to give him all the money.
Police arrested him shortly after the incident. Police Captain Rick Myers commented that it’s unusual for a masked robber to wait in line at a bank.

What does “lulz” mean?
Answer: Lulz is the one good reason to do anything, from trolling to rape. After every action taken, you must make the epilogic dubious disclaimer: “I did it for the lulz”.


Male hospital patients tend to fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.
*Source: The World’s Greatest Book of Useless Information

The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.
*statistics courtesy of Current TV

United States: 5,285 children aged 5-19 are killed by gunfire every year.
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United Kingdom: 19 children aged 5-19 are killed by gunfire every year.