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Showing posts tagged funny
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Your assignment for this week:
*selected items courtesy of xazina.com and comedian Brendon Walsh.
Monday
Wear a shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.
Tuesday
Buy a birthday cake at local bakery. Have them put, “Happy 5th and Final Birthday” with a sad clown on it.
Wednesday
Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face.
Thursday
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.
Friday
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
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Shopping List Prank.
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Random Fact of the Day
Wyoming law dictates that unless you have an official permit, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.
*Friendship Between Nations (FBN) conducts meticulous, exhaustive, and frankly pain-staking research to ensure the Random Fact of the Day is 100% accurate. Today’s RFOTD is courtesy of dumblaws.com.
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10 Dating Dealbreaker Words
*courtesy of howaboutwe
If any of the following words even come up in a serious conversation, you should run and hide:
- Rape whistle
- Chlamydia
- Prison
- Bleeding
- MySpace
- Pimp
- Alimony
- Chloroform
- Kevin Federline
- “What gender are you?”
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Random Fact of the day
In Florida, you may not fart in a public place after 6pm on Thursdays.
*Friendship Between Nations (FBN) conducts meticulous, exhaustive, and frankly pain-staking research to ensure the Random Fact of the Day is 100% accurate.
