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Showing posts tagged inventions
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Sleep Safe Tape by Sherwood Forlee
Sleep Safe Tape is a roll of standard transparent 1/2” wide tape that has pictures of an eye printed along the length of the tape. Many situations exist where it is taboo to sleep despite the natural inclination of humans to rest their tired eyes. Examples include meetings, lectures, and conversations. With Sleep Safe Tape, users can get the shuteye they need while appearing to be wide-awake. Of course, Sleep Safe Tape is a novelty product and might not be used as advertised except by those audacious enough. Those less bold may choose to use it as a regular roll of tape.
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I want this
From hammacher.com:
This is the device that applies gentle, soothing massage to both the top and bottom of the hand. Similar to hand reflexology, it compresses trigger points on the palm and back of hand using a mechanical air pressure system that kneads the hand. A team of physical therapists found the massager to be effective in relieving pain and discomfort in the hands; its soothing rhythm helps to relieve the tension, stress, and fatigue associated with extended keyboard and mouse usage. After a hand is inserted into the device’s soft polyester interior, a push of a button begins a 5-, 10-, or 15-minute session at one of four pressure levels. It can also provide far infrared heat during sessions to promote better circulation, ideal for keeping hands warm during winter. Requires four AA batteries. 10 1/4” L x 7 3/4” W x 9 3/4” D. (2 3/4 lbs.)
$119.95
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How Lovely to Be a Woman!
This year a skin dye called My New Pink Button was released. It is being marketed to women whose labia has darkened with age.
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Darwin Bookcase
Now this is an invention I can get behind. It was designed by Malin Kallman, a 25 year old designer from Sundsvall, Sweden.
*Fun Side Note: My ex-boyfriend, now an impoverished heroin addict, also lives in Sundsvall, Sweden.
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nice try, though
Sometimes an invention comes along that is a really good idea, but is just not doable because you’d look like too much of a douchebag using it. This is one of those inventions:
This Japan’s Umbrella Shoulder Holder that let’s you keep your both hands free in the rain to carry your stuff! It shaped likes a snake, you just attach the handle of umbrella to red wire sausage and knot around your sholder. Available in Amazon Japan for JPY 2,499(about $26)
