Okay, here’s a tough one:
You are trapped in a storm drain with a working cell phone. Do you:
a) Call the police
or
b) Update your facebook status
This past Sunday night, two girls from Australia, aged 10 and 12, chose “b” when they somehow managed to get themselves stuck in a South Australian drainage well system. I’m not kidding. They used their cell phones to access facebook and updated their statuses.
Because that’s what you do.
Luckily(?), one of their friends on facebook saw the status update, didn’t write it off as a joke, and got them help.

courtesy of dlisted.com
This video of a little boy high on the legal good shit after leaving the dentist has been making the internet rounds, because kids are funny! And they are magic! But honestly, I think this is most of us every weekend. How many times have you said to yourself “Is this real life?” and ”Is this going to be forever?” This kid is inside my brain.
And the dad is being a total buzz kill by constantly asking, “Are you feeling good?” Shut up and just let it roll!