This song. No work. Cocktails. Beautiful Day. Red Boots. Exactly.

Cows give more milk when listening to relaxing music. Cows give particularly favorable responses to Beethoven’s Pastoral Symphony and Simon & Garfunkel’s Bridge Over Trouble Water.
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The theme from Portlandia (entitled “Feel It All Around” by Washed Out [aka Ernest Greene]) is legit awesome. It makes me want to ride a train through rural Germany with a hipster and take “arty” photos.
Bret Easton Ellis has been tweeting that’s he’s working on a possible American Psycho sequel. I don’t care what anyone says—I loved the book in the same sinister, guttural way I always connected to the Violent Femmes Country Death Song: