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Top 10 Most Bizarre Quotes from the Ron Paul Newsletters
*courtesy of buzzfeed.com
1. A White Homeland: “If everyone accepts the notion that a homeland can be created for the Palestinians, I wonder why no consideration is given by world opinion leaders to a similar situation for the whites in South Africa, as they have requested.”2. Black Children as Adult Offenders: “We don’t think a child of 13 should be held as responsible as a man of 23. That’s true for most people, but black males age 13 who have been raised on the streets and who have joined criminal gangs are as big, strong, tough, scary and culpable as any adult, and should be treated as such.”3. Aids: “Scientists originally named it GRIDS – Gay Related Immune Deficiency Syndrome – until the homosexual lobby succeeded in getting the origins of this disease disguised.”4. Lesbians: “witch-lesbo-feminists…are running America.”5. Gays In the Military: “Homosexuals, if admitted, should be put in a special category and not allowed in close physical contact with heterosexuals.”6. The Right to Discriminate Against AIDS Patients: “the criminal ‘Justice’ Department wants to force dentists to treat these Darth Vader types under the vicious Americans With Disabilities Act…we all have the right to discriminate, which is what freedom of association is all about, especially against killers.”7. The Militia Movement: “[it] is an encouraging sign that the end of government as we know it may be near.”8. The Zionist Lobby: “major Jewish organizations are complaining that Zionists did not get enough jobs in the Clinton administration. Plenty of Jews were appointed but just being Jewish doesn’t count. These lobbyists want people 100% dedicated to Israel.”9. Scientology: “Any organization hated by the IRS and the Trilaterialist Time magazine has got to have something going for it!”10. Cult Leader, David Koresh: “Far from revealing a crazy madman, the tapes show him to be a reasonable person, despite his alleged religious views, with a traditional American request: to be left alone.” -
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American Psycho Sequel?
Bret Easton Ellis has been tweeting that’s he’s working on a possible American Psycho sequel. I don’t care what anyone says—I loved the book in the same sinister, guttural way I always connected to the Violent Femmes Country Death Song:
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And Now You Know: Bank Robbing 101
Bank Robbing Tip # 1: Don’t worry about manners. It’s over. You’ve had a manners fail if you’re robbing a bank, so just go for it.
In Ohio, a man attempted to rob a bank. Feliks Goldshtein, 24, entered a bank wearing a ski mask and holding what turned out to be a toy gun. He proceeded to politely wait in line. When he reached the teller, he was asked to remove his ski mask before being served. At that point, he busted out his “firearm” and told the teller to give him all the money.
Police arrested him shortly after the incident. Police Captain Rick Myers commented that it’s unusual for a masked robber to wait in line at a bank.
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Darwin Fail
Okay, here’s a tough one:
You are trapped in a storm drain with a working cell phone. Do you:
a) Call the police
or
b) Update your facebook status
This past Sunday night, two girls from Australia, aged 10 and 12, chose “b” when they somehow managed to get themselves stuck in a South Australian drainage well system. I’m not kidding. They used their cell phones to access facebook and updated their statuses.
Because that’s what you do.
Luckily(?), one of their friends on facebook saw the status update, didn’t write it off as a joke, and got them help.
