Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover is a memoir written by a man describing the romantic and sexual relationship he had with a dolphin.
The whimsical side of rape.
In 1982, something very special happened: Judi Sheppard Misset & Friends put out a jazzercise video featuring the dance hit “Move Your Boogie Body” by the Bar-Kays. And let me tell you, Judi brings her A game… constantly raising the stakes with her aggressive funkiness.
And in case you were wondering, Judi is not a woman who makes love—she rapes, then blends her prey into a protein shake.
Enjoy!
This clip from Blind Date is epic in its awkwardness. It is truly a crime that this show was cancelled. I can’t even begin to count the hours of joy that have been lost.

So I don’t know who this guy is and I don’t care enough to read the article accompanying this photo on dlisted.com. What I do know is that his face looks like date rape.
I have had this melody stuck in my head for the past week. I played it for Kyle and he said it was the creepiest thing he’s ever heard and that I was raping him with my child molestor clown music. He recorded me playing it and now you all can enjoy the evil darkness inside of me.
Update: Kyle said my blog is getting really dark.
