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Showing posts tagged sexy time
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Random Fact of the Day: Sexy Geography Edition
There is a town in England called Titty-Ho.
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Random Fact of the Day: Sexy Time Edition
In Hong Kong, adulterous husbands get more than a steep monthly alimony payment – a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband if he cheats on her – but she may only do so with her bare hands.
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Random Fact of the Day: Dolphin Series
Humans and dolphins are the only animal species that make love for pleasure.
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3 Sexy Designs
*Note: While we at FBN strive to bring you designs that are currently available, this installment of 3 Designs features designs that may not currently be in production. As usual, information will be provided below the photo(s).
1. HUG Chair
Bulgarian designer and winner of numerous awards including the RedDot Industrial Design Competition, Ilian Milinov created this chair to promote intimacy between couples, though there are many uses for this unique design.
Unfortunately, the HUG chair does not appear to be in production yet.
2. Buulbs Lamp
If you’re looking to take your classiness to the next level, this chesty lamp may be for you. Created by Russian Tembolat Gugkaev.
3. Modular ‘Love Mattress’ Made Flexible for Cuddly Couples
This bed-topping design by Mehdi Mojtabvi proposes a different-but-parallel approach, turning a single-piece cushioned support into multiple modules.
After a day of sexy chair-sitting and classy lighting, it’s time to get into bed and cuddle in comfort with the Love Mattress, brought to you by Iranian designer Mehdi Mojtabvi.
In an interview with freshome.com, Mojtabvi described his inspiration for the Love Mattress: “I believe that lovely embracing specially between partners is one of the most calmative and continues situations. Embracing and body connection after lovemaking is very important for strengthening relationships. […] Nevertheless, what usually stops this pleasant state is not mental tiredness; it is physical weakness. Considering different body forms and sizes and sleeping styles, it seemed impossible to find a solution for this historical problem at the beginning. Developing some raw ideas and correcting them step by step made this concept.”
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And Now You Know: XXX Edition
New York actor Jonah Falcon holds the record for the longest penis in the world (9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect). He reportedly lives at home with his mother and hasn’t had sex in over 12 years.
Read more about Mr. Big here.
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F**k My Life: Intimacy Edition
Some recent gems I found on fmylife:
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don’t know what to say to him. FML
Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered “sperm” into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey.” FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML
Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn’t notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said “Oh, I was just thinking about you!” Not a good idea. FML
Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, “No, I don’t feel like squeezing into them again.” I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
Today, I found out that my resume contained the word “masturbation” in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML
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Random Fact of the Day: FU Nature Edition
When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.
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GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH # 201
If you do a google image search for big angry belly, this is the first result:
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Random Fact of the Day
If you clench your left hand into a fist and put your right finger down your throat, you won’t have a gag reflex.
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And Now You Know: ‘Dolphin Rape or Star-Crossed Lovers?’ Edition
Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover is a memoir written by a man describing the romantic and sexual relationship he had with a dolphin.
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Emo Relationship Clothes
Ever wonder how to take your disgusting co-dependent relationship to the next level? Well these new digs from New York designer Drew Stanley are for you! Touchables are clothing pieces crafted to make touching your partner at all times not just convenient, but irresistible. Here are the clothes in action:
The laser-cut patterns give the sensation of bodies touching.
And you know nothing is sexier than seeing your man’s nipples tease you under his perforated shirt.
If you’re not already sold, the tags are sewn facing up to invite assistance from others.
Contact drewstanley.contact@gmail.com for more information.
