You know, I’m sick of this skinny fresh-faced girl next door crap. This is a woman. A real fucking woman. She is the essence of bold glamour and unapologetic sexuality.
And she doesn’t give a shit if you can’t handle it.
Does anyone know where I can find this CD?
I’ve been thinking about the worst possible thing you could tell your partner right before you have sex with them for the first time. I think the worst possible thing you could say to a guy the second before you have sex is:
Let’s make a baby!
I think the worst possible thing you could say to a woman the second before you have sex is:
Just so you know, I gotta get out of here soon.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING SOMEONE COULD SAY TO THEIR PARTNER RIGHT BEFORE SEX?
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Last time on the Sexy Time Edition of Deep Thoughts I wrote about the worst possible thing you could tell your partner right before you have sex with them for the first time. This time, I come to you with the worst thing you can say to a man DURING sex:
“Is it in?”
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Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover is a memoir written by a man describing the romantic and sexual relationship he had with a dolphin.
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