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Showing posts tagged sexy time
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Deep Thoughts: This is a Woman
You know, I’m sick of this skinny fresh-faced girl next door crap. This is a woman. A real fucking woman. She is the essence of bold glamour and unapologetic sexuality.
And she doesn’t give a shit if you can’t handle it.
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Deep Thoughts with Jessica: Sexy Time Edition
I’ve been thinking about the worst possible thing you could tell your partner right before you have sex with them for the first time. I think the worst possible thing you could say to a guy the second before you have sex is:
Let’s make a baby!
I think the worst possible thing you could say to a woman the second before you have sex is:
Just so you know, I gotta get out of here soon.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING SOMEONE COULD SAY TO THEIR PARTNER RIGHT BEFORE SEX?
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DEEP THOUGHTS WITH JESSICA: SEXY TIME EDITION II
Last time on the Sexy Time Edition of Deep Thoughts I wrote about the worst possible thing you could tell your partner right before you have sex with them for the first time. This time, I come to you with the worst thing you can say to a man DURING sex:
“Is it in?”
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Emo Relationship Clothes
Ever wonder how to take your disgusting co-dependent relationship to the next level? Well these new digs from New York designer Drew Stanley are for you! Touchables are clothing pieces crafted to make touching your partner at all times not just convenient, but irresistible. Here are the clothes in action:
The laser-cut patterns give the sensation of bodies touching.
And you know nothing is sexier than seeing your man’s nipples tease you under his perforated shirt.
If you’re not already sold, the tags are sewn facing up to invite assistance from others.
Contact drewstanley.contact@gmail.com for more information.
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And Now You Know: ‘Dolphin Rape or Star-Crossed Lovers?’ Edition
Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover is a memoir written by a man describing the romantic and sexual relationship he had with a dolphin.
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Random Fact of the Day
If you clench your left hand into a fist and put your right finger down your throat, you won’t have a gag reflex.
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GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH # 201
If you do a google image search for big angry belly, this is the first result:
