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Showing posts tagged xxx
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Random Fact of the Day: Sexy Geography Edition
There is a town in England called Titty-Ho.
*Friendship Between Nations (FBN) conducts meticulous, exhaustive, and frankly pain-staking research to ensure the Random Fact of the Day is 100% accurate. Still don’t believe me? Click here.
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Random Fact of the Day: Sexy Time Edition
In Hong Kong, adulterous husbands get more than a steep monthly alimony payment – a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband if he cheats on her – but she may only do so with her bare hands.
*Friendship Between Nations (FBN) conducts meticulous, exhaustive, and frankly pain-staking research to ensure the Random Fact of the Day is 100% accurate. To read more about today’s RFOTD and other bizarre laws around the world, click here.
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Random Fact of the Day: Dolphin Series
Humans and dolphins are the only animal species that make love for pleasure.
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And Now You Know: XXX Edition
New York actor Jonah Falcon holds the record for the longest penis in the world (9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect). He reportedly lives at home with his mother and hasn’t had sex in over 12 years.
Read more about Mr. Big here.
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Deep Thoughts with Jessica: Sexy Time Edition II
New worst thing a woman can say to a man the moment before they have sex:
“Don’t worry if I freak out after… this is just the first time since my rape.”
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Deep Thoughts: This is a Woman
You know, I’m sick of this skinny fresh-faced girl next door crap. This is a woman. A real fucking woman. She is the essence of bold glamour and unapologetic sexuality.
And she doesn’t give a shit if you can’t handle it.
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Deep Thoughts: on Porn
*this edition of Deep Thoughts is courtesy of dlisted.com
Why in porn do whores always spit on dicks and coochies? I’ve never done this shit in real life! Seriously, when a porn ho is sucking on a dick, every now and again she spits on it! The dude will usually moan “Spit on my prick” or something stupid like that. The same goes for the dudes. When he’s feasting on snatch, he spits a loogie on it like he’s getting ready to give it a shoe shine. It’s bizarre! If someone spit on my privates, I’d slap them in the tongue. Don’t disrespect my private area like that!
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Israelis are Crazny (crazy/horny)
Elan (with thick Israeli accent): You are very beautiful. You should know this.
Me: Thank you!
Elan: I feel something very special. You know it is Purim. It is very important to be happy on Purim. It is for the whole year.
Me: Good to know.
Elan: Look, I am a very direct person. I am an artist. When I feel something, I need to say it. I feel to you very strong. You are my type. I want to do sex with you. We go to the bathroom, no?
Me: Yeah, thanks but no thanks.
Elan: This is a mistake, but it is your choice.
Pictured Below:
Israelis trying to get laid in Los Angeles
*picture courtesy of Vice Magazine
